Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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