Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
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i don't want you to think of me as your TA
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
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I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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