I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
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I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
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What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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