So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
This is my gift to your gina
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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