Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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