Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
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You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
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fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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