you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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