Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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