okay pat passed out under dana's car
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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