If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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