seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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