: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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