Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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