why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
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I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
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Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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