About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
