I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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