just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
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Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
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Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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