; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
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Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
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Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
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