Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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