used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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