god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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