Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
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I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
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