Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
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We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
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His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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