I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
In America we eat man semen.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
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his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
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Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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