even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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