what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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