I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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