Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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