I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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