I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
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I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
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I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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