I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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