butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Come see our sink grown plant.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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