yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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