In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
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