i would punch a child for taco bell
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
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Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
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ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
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