I'm so fucking centered right now
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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