Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
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Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
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Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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