So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
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