And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
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Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
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You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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