they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
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i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
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You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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