If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
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Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
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so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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