My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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