You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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