Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Randomize
