Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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