I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I don't think brook has ever known best
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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