found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
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I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
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Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
well, you know. whores of a feather.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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