tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
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if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
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I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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