pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
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Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
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We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
i out mim tonsoeep
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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