so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
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PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
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Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
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