Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
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I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
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I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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