i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Randomize
