I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
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you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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