They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Did I show you my penis last night?
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I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
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Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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