so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
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Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
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The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
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