OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
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I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
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gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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