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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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